So earlier this week I said to myself:
“Chad, you know, you really should get some hot redhead to go down on you.”
“Agreed, Chad,” I replied. “But how should we attract her mouth to the crotch region?”
“Simple, my friend!” said I. “You need to make photorealistic pictures depicting various scenes from Rare games!”
Of course! It’s all so obvious! I’ll make a picture of a gorilla riding a frog, and the females will flock to my member! So without further ado, I give you… Real Rare!
Donkey Kong Country
Here we see Donkey Kong riding Winky through Vine Valley, only to be accosted by a rather grumpy little Klaptrap. Look out, Winky!
We all remember Banjo-Kazooie, when we helped Banjo murder Otto Orange by feeding him to Chimpy, don’t we? Of course! Oh, that crazy honey bear. Not a grizzly. A honey bear.
Chad got kicked out of Photoshop Friday for “creative differences”.