Alastair Craig is a Creative Industries and Creative Writing graduate, and as such, is not even remotely employable.
Now undertaking a Masters in Creative Advertising (he really likes the word "creative"), he plans to face the real world any year now. Alastair founded The Rubber Chicken in 2000 and has now been running it in its indistinguishably varied forms for a third of his life, for which he has no regrets. He has recently taken an unexpected shine to audio editing, and is a far more smitten with the site's creatively (see?) rewarding podcast than is strictly appropriate for one's own show. Alastair is every bit as sickeningly optimistic as you'd expect from someone who uses the online monikier "HappyBob", and the skip in his step has been known to drive men to suicide.